Dogglounge at 35,000 ft.
Okay so the golden years of glamorous flight attendents and smoking a pall mall while sipping a martini in flight are over, but now we have in flight interwebs! Delta has announced they will be up and running with in flight wifi by the end of this year via Gogo, a company providing in flight internet. So far American Airlines already has a few flights running with this service and there’s others in the works. So what does this mean for you? It’s means you can tune in to your favorite internet radio station Dogglounge while you fly! Ok ok I know, I know, you could also surf the web, check your email or listen to another lame radio station OR just forget it all together and take a nap because the service costs $12.99 per flight! Now why can’t they just include the wifi like they include that stupid bag of peanuts? Do they still give out peanuts?
Free handjobs. I’m tellin ya, it will sell.